Penis

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The penis (plural penises, penes) is the external male sexual organ and considered the main male erogenous zone. The penis is the male reproductive organ and a major source of male sexual excitement, especially when ejaculating during an orgasm. Massages delivered to a penis are called hand job.

When sexually aroused (horny), the male brains are known to move from their standard position (right between the ears) down to the penis - forcing the owner of the penis to do crazy things. Also - but not so often - it can be observed that the penis moves from its standard position (between the legs) up into the brain of the hosting body. People who suffer from this are called 'dickheads‘.

When exposed to cold water, shrinkage occurs in most males. Extreme shrinkage! The same thing happens when Lorena Bobbit stories are told. When exposed to a beautiful naked woman, the penis will rise and wink at her. The same thing happens when a male daydreams which occurs about 240 times a day.

Slang Names in English

1. Dick
2. Pecker
3. Cock
4. Pole
5. Sir Little Igor
6. Big Guy
7. Little Guy
8. The Brains
9. The Boss
10. Old Faithful
11. Limpy or Stiffy
12. One-eyed snake
13. Weiner or Weanie
14. joystick
15. All Day Sucker
16. Fireman
17. Purple-headed yoghurt slinger
18. Johnson
19. Wang
20. Wanker
21. One-eyed Wonder Worm
22. Willie
23. Phallus
24. Fuckstick
25. Sausage (or Meat, or Meatstick)
26. Tube-steak
27. Tallywacker
28. Wanker
29. Shaft
30. Cherry-picker
31. Middle Leg
32. Rod
33. Squid
34. Submarine
35. Porpoise
36. Dong (or Ding-Dong)
37. Burrito
38. Twinkie (cream filling included)
39. Skin Flute
40. Peter

Slang Names in non-English

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1. زب (Arabic)
2. Verga (Español/italian/portugues)
3. Pito
4. Palo
5. Chóstomo
6. Vergon
7. Pilin
8. Camarón
9. Tranca
10. Kuku
11. Çük
12. kamıs
13. deli oglan
14. ufaklik
15. chimbo
16. mondá
17. cabezón
18. lul
19. lund (india)
20. bara (bengali)
21. laora (bengali)
22. cazzo (italian)
23. bega (italian)
24. bastone (italian)
25. sticchio (italian/sicily)
26. uccello (italian)
27. trapano (italian)
28. minchia (sicily)
29. caralho (Portugues)
30. pau (brasileiro)
31. kontol (indonesia)
32. Polla (México, España)
33. Mazacuata (México)
34. Chuj (Polish)
35. Kutas (Polish)
36. Fiut (Polish)
37. Macana (México)
38. Reata (México)
39. Liana (Mèxico)
40. Cabezona (México)
41. Negra (México)
42. Pico (México)
43. Pistola (México)
44. Pirrin (México)
45. Schwanz (German)
46. LUN (Urdu.Pakistan)
47. Pipiolo (México)
48. titi (Filipino)
49. tarugo (Filipino)
50. pototoy (Filipino)