Penis
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The penis (plural penises, penes) is the external male sexual organ and considered the main male erogenous zone. The penis is the male reproductive organ and a major source of male sexual excitement, especially when ejaculating during an orgasm.
When sexually aroused (horny), the male brains are known to move from their standard position (right between the ears) down to the penis - forcing the owner of the penis to do crazy things. Also - but not so often - it can be observed that the penis moves from its standard position (between the legs) up into the brain of the hosting body. People who suffer from this are called 'dickheads‘.
When exposed to cold water, shrinkage occurs in most males. Extreme shrinkage! The same thing happens when Lorena Bobbit stories are told. When exposed to a beautiful naked woman, the penis will rise and wink at her. The same thing happens when a male daydreams which occurs about 240 times a day.
[edit] Slang Names in English
- Dick
- Pecker
- Cock
- Pole
- Sir Little Igor
- Big Guy
- Little Guy
- The Brains
- The Boss
- Old Faithful
- Limpy or Stiffy
- One-eyed snake
- Weiner
- joystick
- All Day Sucker
- Fireman
[edit] Slang Names in non-English
please add (language) if known
- زب (Arabic)
- Verga (Español/italian/portugues)
- Pito
- Palo
- Chóstomo
- Vergon
- Pilin
- Camarón
- Tranca
- Kuku
- Çük
- kamıs
- deli oglan
- ufaklik
- chimbo
- mondá
- cabezón
- lul
- lund (india)
- bara (bengali)
- laora (bengali)
- cazzo (italian)
- bega (italian)
- bastone (italian)
- sticchio (italian/sicily)
- uccello (italian)
- trapano (italian)
- minchia (sicily)
- caralho (Portugues)
- pau (brasileiro)
- kontol (indonesia)
- Polla (México, España)
- Mazacuata (México)
- Chuj (Polish)
- Kutas (Polish)
- Fiut (Polish)
- Macana (México)
- Reata (México)
- Liana (Mèxico)
- Cabezona (México)
- Negra (México)
- Pico (México)
- Pistola (México)
- Pirrin (México)
- Schwanz (German)
- LUN (Urdu.Pakistan)
- Pipiolo (México)
