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Posted 24May2005 on the Free Voyeurweb's Main Page, by columnist Eye:
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Seven Wonders by K.
The list of the Seven Wonders of the World has been around for quite a while, Voyeurwebbers, but it may not be around much longer. There's now an online attmept to come up with a new list, particularly since only one of the original Seven Wonders -- the Pyramids of Giza -- has been seen by anyone alive today. The other wonders -- the statue of the Colossus of Rhodes, the Lighthouse at Antioch, Greece, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and the remaining three wonders have not been seen for at least a couple of millennia.
Organizers of the proposed new list of Seven Wonders of the World say the start of the new millennium "is a poignant historical moment for determining the Seven Wonders of the World."
The proposed list of new wonders intially had 77 nominees, but online voting has shrunk the list to 21 nominees -- at least at the moment. High on that list is the Great Wall of China, and other nominees include, but are not limited to, Stonehenge in England; Machu Picchu, the not-so-lost city of the Incas, in Peru; the German fairytale castle at Neuschwanstein, the Taj Mahal in India; the Opera House in Sydney, Australia; and the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, among others.
Sadly and inexplicably, Voyeurwebbers, Igor's world famous hot tub did not make the list of new wonders, nor did Sir Lil' Igor, Jr., which makes Eye question the validity of the new wonders list from the git-go.
While it is unlikely that anyone will come up with a list of wonders with which everyone agrees, Eye thinks the human bootprints on the Moon, should have made the new list, and so should the computer.
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, one of the problems with this new list of Seven Wonders of the World is that everyone is taking it far too seriously for it to amount to much. It lacks spontaneity and the fun of play. With that in mind, here are some of the things -- not in any particular order -- that Eye thinks should be seriously considered for a new list of Wonders of the World:
1. Raquel Welch's and Lynda Carter's boobies (when they were in their prime).
2. Voyeurweb. There's not another amateur site of its kind even remotely as popular as VW on the World Wide Web.
3. Music.
4. Bi-Kate's derrier.
5. The splitting of the atom.
6. Aspirin.
7. Beer.
8. The invention of the thong.
9. Modern vibrators.
10. Latex body paint.
11. Sir Lil' Igor, Jr. -- let's face it, he's one of kind and already reguarded as an "official" national treasure in several countries.
12. Igor's hot tub -- like the original Seven Wonders, it is talked about by millions of people but actually seen by a small, select horde of beauties chosen by Igor.
13. The lap dance.
Well, Eye could go on forever but will show some mercy. Besides, you can have some fun coming up with your own list of Seven Wonders. Make it a party thing. And don't limit yourselves, remember that "wonder" also can mean things that make us wonder. That's why Eye mentioned music -- every culture or nationality on the planet has its own forms of music, but why? What role does music serve in our lives? Why does some music move us emotionally? You get the idea. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
