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A banana is a very common cheap and natural [[dildo]] and [[masturbation toy]]. It is usually used to shove it into a wet and hungry [[pussy]]. Also bananas are widely used for [[masturbation]] some people eat bananas. The natural shape and size of a banana is perfect for female masturbation.

A word of caution before inserting a banana into your pussy:
* The banana should be washed thoroughly!
* If you are afraid of radioactivity, you should place the banana into a [[condom]] because all banana skins are radioactive due the naturally occurring potassium which is absorbed by banana skins! The equivalent dose of a 10 minutes masturbation with a banana inside her pussy is 0.5 µsieverts! Condoms do not stop radiation. Do not use a condom in case of a nuclear blast. Condoms will collect tiny particles of the banana from falling off and otherwise be left inside your [[vagina]].

Although banana planters were successful to comply to all specific wishes and desires regarding the size, shape and dimensions of bananas, so far none of them succeeded to add natural vibrations to bananas.

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Image:Redclouds banana.jpg|The desired state to be reached with a banana show is this or similar
Image:Banana_in_Pussy.jpg|Ms S inserting a banana into her her pussy
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