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A means by which the woman's odds of getting pregnant are greatly reduced after [[intercourse]].

There are many means of birth control, and the only one with a 100% guarantee of working is abstinence. Unfortunately, for many, [[abstinence]] can be incredibly unfulfilling.

Other more common forms are:
#Prophylactics, [[condom]s or [[rubber]]s
#Birth control pills, the woman takes these to disrupt her ovulation cycles
#[[IUD]]s or Intrauterine Devices that are inserted into the uterus
#Diaphragms that are inserted into the [[vaginal canal]] to stop semen from going further up into the uterus
#Patches that adhere to the skin and release estrogen that interrupts the ovulation cycle
#Rhythm method, where you just don't have sex when she's ovulating '''very risky'''
#Norplant, a hormonal implant placed under the skin that releases hormones to interrupt ovulation
#Spermicide, foam, cream, jelly, film, suppository or tablet forms of chemicals that kill sperm. Placed inside the woman prior to [[intercourse]]
#Withdrawal. This is a joke :)
#Vasectomy, the male has his vas deferens cut and sealed inside his scrotum to eliminate sperm from his [[ejaculate]]
#Tubes Tied, the woman's fallopian tubes which carry the eggs to the uterus from the ovaries are "tied" off so the egg cannot travel and be fertilized.

 

==Birth Control In Song==
(sung to the tune of ''Yesterday'') 
''Birth control 
''a method that will save your soul 
''when you stick it in your girl's hole 
''Oh, I believe in birth control 

''Suddenly, 
''There's a shotgun hanging over me 
''I've been confronted with a [[pregnant|pregnancy]] 
''Oh, I believe in birth control 

''Why,
''I had to [[cum|come]]? I don't know 
''She wouldn't blow ''
''Oh, I believe in birth control 
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