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A type of drivable [[bed]] with four huge wheels and at least one [[driver]] invented by [[Al Gore]]. Accommodates two too many and is good for [[mobile masturbation]], couple [[sex]] and [[groupsex]].
The persons you find in a car are the [[driver]], very often the [[codriver]] and occasionally one or more [[passenger]]s. All of them have special duties and obligations.

=== Cars reflecting Sexual Attributes ===
'''If the car is owned by a [[woman]], the type of car usually reflects some of her [[sex]]ual attributes:'''
* Audi: Might wear [[platforms]] in bed, will give you a [[BJ]] the 4th time you date her.
* BMW: Owns at least 10 [[sex toys]], shaves her [[pussy]] once a week, will give you a [[BJ]] the 3rd time you date her. Shapes her [[pubic hair]] into a [[landing strip]].
* [[Cooper Mini]]: If the [[driver]] is a girl, she is hot. If the driver is a man, he is [[gay]]
* [[Hummer|Hummer or Humvee]]: If the [[driver]] is female, hope she is wearing a short skirt or dress. If the driver is wearing a uniform, he or she is probably armed.
* Mazda: Wears [[thong]]s, will give you a [[BJ]] the 2nd time you date her.
* Porsche: She will expect lots of jewelry in exchange for any type of [[sex]]. Lasers her [[pussy]] hair off.
* Rolls Royce: Only suitable if you like [[GILF]] - otherwise stay miles away.
* Toyota: Wears [[G-Strings]], will give you a [[BJ]] the 2nd time you date her
* Volvo: [[white cottons]], hairy [[pussy]] and [[anus]] and sometimes [[legs]], double layered [[bra]], she will not give you a [[BJ]] and will never allow [[anal]].
* Any type of Van or SUV: Definitely a [[MILF]].
* If not a car, but a pickup truck? Make sure she takes off the spurs before mounting you for a [[Cowgirl position|Cowgirl]] or [[Reverse Cowgirl position]]

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=== Sexual Activities in the Car ===

The most common sexual activitiy in a car is to give and receive a [[handjob]], followed by [[blowjob]] and [[finger fuck]]. Depending on the size of the car, a variety of [[sex positions]] has been spotted as well as [[car masturbation]] turning a car into a not so rare [[masturbation location]].
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=== Further Reading ===
* [[Asking_for_directions|Asking for directions]]
* [[Cooper Mini]]
* [[Hummer|Hummer or Humvee]]
* [[Naked Carwash]]
* [[Car Wfi]]
* [[Car wash Wfi]]
* [[Mobile blowjob]]
* [[Car masturbation]]
* [[Masturbation while driving]]
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=== The Main Purpose of a Car Documented===
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Image:20030529-32791-9.jpg|[[Fuck]]ing in a car, using the [[cowgirl position]]
Image:20021230-8917-6.jpg|Candy going [[69]] in her car. This is a form of [[dogging]]
Image: 20040420-84634-8.jpg|Another [[Fuck]]ing in a car, using the [[cowgirl position]]
Image:20030911-49828-7.jpg|[[Masturbation]] in a car
Image:FlashCardsBunny-Car.jpg|[[Flashing]] in a car by [[Flash Cards Bunny]]
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=== The Importance of choosing the Right Car (for Males)===
* [[Reverse car flashing]]: Getting [[flash]]ed while behind the wheel: Despite many rumors, the flash rate is not related to the price of the car and there is no golden rule. There seems to be some very secret wavelength within [[female]]s which is triggered by undocumented signals coming from different car types. [[Igor]]s stats of being reverse car flashed on Friday and Saturday nights on his way across town (8 miles) to the city center:

** 38 year old Land Rover Defender: Once a year.
** 39 year old Land Rover Defender with huge [[VW logo]]s on each side: 2 times a night
** Brand new, black, shiny Porsche 911 with nobody else in the car but Igor: 1 time a night
** Brand new, black, shiny Porsche 911 with Igor driving the car and a sexy lady beside him: 2 times a night
** Brand new, black, shiny Porsche 911 with a sexy lady driving the car and drunk Igor on the codriver's seat: 6 times a night
** Dark blue 'Smart' convertible with white [[VW logo]]s on each side: 10 times a night (but alone)
** Avis Rentals of any type: zero
** Hertz Rentals of any type: zero
** Sitting as passenger in a taxi: zero
** Standing as passenger in a limo along with a naked lady hanging out of the sun roof: All nightlong

===Hidden Car Trick===
One of the greatest magic tricks ever revealed... The Disappearing Car Trick. Take one automobile. Add one naked lady. And magically, the car is no longer seen in the image. The following are two examples. Rumors are a car is actually in the each image. See if you can find the hidden car:

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File:Wiki-car-Juliana-20090102-92689-9.jpg|Magical Juliana has made a car disappear
File:Wiki-car-NAP20090815-113788-6.jpg|Two lovely ladies attending [[NAP]] have made yet another car disappear. Can you tell who was the magician and who was the lovely assistant sent in to distract you?
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