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A cucumber or zucchini is a very cheap and natural [[dildo]] and [[masturbation toy]] available at different sizes at all grocery stores. This is how it works:
* You select a cucumber of your favorite size at any grocery store.
* You take it out of the frig at least 90 minutes before [[masturbation]].
* You wash the cucumber
* For [[pussy]] pleasure you might not need to apply [[lubrication]] depending on the amount of your [[pussy juice]].
* For [[anal]] pleasure you definitely need to apply lubrication.
* You start pumping the cucumber in and out of your [[pussy]] or [[anus]].
* After reaching your [[orgasm]], you trash the cucumber
* Unless you expect your mother in law for dinner AND you had [[anal]] fun with your cucumber: In that case you might want to serve the used cucumber to your mother in law.
* In general cucumbers are a better choice than [[banana]]s because the skin of cucumbers is not radioactive.

More information and photos under the article: '''[[Masturbation with cucumber]]'''
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Image:Cucumber.JPG|Cucumber before Masturbation
Image:Cucumber_Masturbation.jpg|Cucumber during Masturbation by Frances
Image:Cucumber_into_anus.jpg|Cucumber during anal masturbation by Peni
</gallery>

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