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[[Romance]] has many meanings:
A: (Male view)
# [[Fuck]]ing
# Getting [[blowjob]]s
# Metallica Concert
# Tipping the Escort Girl an extra 50 bucks for the great night

B: (Female view)
# Long walks in the park
# Long, hard [[kiss]]es
# Quick, soft [[kiss]]es
# Holding [[hand]]s
# Whole body [[massage]]s
# Soft whispers in my [[ear]]
# Watching my man play with his kids
# Watching my man cook for us
# Watching my man do laundry
# Watching my man [[sit and pee]]
# Watching "The Lifetime Channel" together
# Watching "Erin Brockovich" together
# Coldplay Concert
# Becoming his fiance

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[[Image:Metal-warning.png‎]] '''Caution''' 

Never try being romantic according to her standards, if you don't feel like it. You will end up like this poor guy, who 
- after a 5 mile walk in the park 
- cooking for her 
- giving her a foot massage 
- doing the laundry 
- buying groceries for the next 30 days 
ended up in a very uncomfortable [[sex position]] and burning his [[ass]] and [[balls]] in front of the silly fire.

[[Image:RC38394H.jpg|thumb|left|300px|The frustrating end of a silly romantic day]]
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