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[[Image:SirLittleIgor.gif|thumb|left|Click to Enlarge]][[Igor|Igor's]] pet name for his [[penis]]:0) Rumor has it that the "little" part has nothing to do with the physical size of Sir Little Igor...<br><br>Sir Little Igor is the only being which is able to take over full control over Igor's mental and physical functions within milliseconds and against Igor's will. Igor was never able to coordinate his own and more constant sexual preferences with Sir Little Igor's kinks and short-term moody likes and dislikes. Throughout the years, Sir little Igor again and again surprised Igor with spontanous demands and [[fetish]]es which appeared and disappeared rapidly and cannot be forecasted by Igor. Worth to mention specifics of the last 10 years:
* Special recognition of cute, sweet, firm small boobs immediately followed by
* Special interest to see naked huge boobs, immediately followed by
* The urgent need to [[titfuck]] any large breasted girl within visual range, followed by
* The urgent need to play with and to make Igor suck every [[erected nipple]] within visual range
* The urgent need to stick his penis head into any female wearing [[high heels]] and then to make Igor steal their shoes, followed by
* The urgent need to touch any female [[leg]] wrapped in [[stockings]], followed by
* An allergy (signaling through instant shrinking - nonreversable for at least 30 hours) against [[bush]], followed by
* [[Amaurophilia]], followed by
* A very strict focus on female [[ass]], not paying attention to anything else but the shapes of all female rears within visual range, followed by
* A fetish for females wearing [[seethrough]] cloth.

As those moments when Sir Little Igor takes full control of Igor's body became more and more embarrasing throughout the years, Igor and Sir Little Igor signed a notarized agreement in 2006, which basically says, that Sir Little Igor will stop his little naughty actions if Igor supplies Sir Little Igor enough personal freedom. That freedom must be achieved by at least 4 (four) [[threesome]]s with 2 (two) females each calender year, where Igor can do whatever he wants with "his" girl, while Sir little Igor can do whatever he wants simultanously with the other girl. Any cute [[women]] helping Igor to fullfill the contract he signed with his penis, should contact [[Igor]] ASAP. Both Igor and Sir little Igor will appreciate your email.

===Acronyms===
* SLI - ''Sir Little Igor''
* LISR - ''Little Igor Starts to Rise'' or ''Little Igor Shows Reaction''

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