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Created page with "Vegetables are nature's sex toys, or in other words: Sex toys you can get at any grocery store. The major types of vegetables: * Penis shaped vegetables (or fruits..."

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[[Vegetables]] are nature's [[sex toy]]s, or in other words: Sex toys you can get at any grocery store. The major types of vegetables:
* [[Penis]] shaped vegetables (or fruits) which can be used as a natural [[dildo]]. Examples: Banana, [[cucumber]], squash
* Not penis shaped vegetables (or fruits) which look nice: Those can be used to decorate pussy. Examples: Pepper, strawberries, pineapple, cherries
* Neither penis shaped nor looking nice: Those cannot be used for anything but cooking. Example: potato

(or the brain activity state of [[basher]]s)

[[Image:20070125-6962-0susann.jpg|left|thumb|350px|Susann and her hot chilis, be VERY careful where you put those..]]
[[Image:wetspot.jpg|left|thumb|300px|Cucumbers are a popular vegetable for obvious reasons]]
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Also [[Banana|Bananas]] are very popular natural (fruit) toys.

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Administrator: Created page with "Vegetables are nature's sex toys, or in other words: Sex toys you can get at any grocery store. The major types of vegetables: * Penis shaped vegetables (or fruits..."