Anti-Sperm Glasses

Anti-Sperm Glasses, also known as ASG, are a recommended accessory for facials. Countless people have suffered stinging and burning eyes from unnecessary sperm contact with the cornea of the eye.

ASG's can take many forms from clear glasses to sunglasses (polarized lenses are nice but not required) to blindfolds and masks. The important thing is to keep the eyes shielded from that errant spurt of sperm. Men have little or no aiming power when it comes to ejaculation. Do not listen to them if they tell you they will not get it in your eyes.

Anti Jizz Glasses Photos

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  Contrary to popular belief, blurring the eyes in the photo does NOT prevent Sperm Eye

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  Clear anti-sperm glasses provide an opportunity to maintain eye contact while protecting the eyes in the event of a massive load

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  The ultimate in ASG, the full eye coverage mask. No sperm gets thru this baby!

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  Without ASG, this could have been a disaster...

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  Poor girl... she got double Sperm Eye! Too bad she forgot to wear her glasses!

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  It was sheer luck she didn't get an eyeful of sperm. Don't take that risk!

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  Another innovative way to protect the eyes during a blowjob. You just have to explain to the cleaners why there is cum all over your tie...

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  Poor Bree, eyeshadow alone is not adequate protection from sperm

Note: Proper use of Anti-Sperm Glasses will not prevent sperm from entering your mouth! If you are okay with the whole sperm in your mouth thing but you do not want the entire world to know it, use of a nice Mardi Gras mask and close-up photography will keep you anonymous!‎

You might think a mask like this is good protection, but note the eye openings are unprotected. This method is excellent if you are trying to avoid sperm on your forehead or cheeks.