Cooper Mini
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A very MANLY car, contrary to SOME PEOPLE's belief it is NOT a car for GIRLS and GAYS.... :-)
You are correct it is NOT a car for girls AND gays. It is a car for a girl OR a gay. ;@)
That is right if you drive a Mini, depending on if you are into guys or girls, the one you prefer will strip naked on the street just for the opportunity to jump in the car and have kinky sex with you.
- The MANLY way to drive a Mini cooper is to load it in the back of your F250 pickem-up truck, and drive across the corn field. And once you get to the other side, leave the dirty truck in the corn field where it belongs and pick up hot naked chicks in the Mini that can't wait to flag you down and have kinky sex with you.
- The MANLY way to have sex in a Mini cooper is to stroke his own penis because the small dimensions of the car does not allow any sex between two or more individuals, if you are over 300 lbs. Otherwise move the seat back and have fun! Better yet use the sunroof so you can stand behind her (as she assumes Wfi) with your head out the roof and her head out the window. Try not to yell "yee haw" that is reserved for the people in the F-250 back in the corn field.
Uses for a Mini Cooper
- Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey clown act - Everyone loves clowns
- Scrap the corn stalks off of the underbelly of a real mode of transportation (meaning a Mini can not only run rings around those trucks but can go under them as well)
- Towing a Shriner's motorcycle - because they are infinitely versatile
- Running over flying porcine mammals
- Anchor for a small boat, such as a canoe - just roll the windows up and close the sunroof. When your boating is complete, toss the canoe on the roof rack and drive away, keeping an eye out for naked females that want to have kinky sex with you because you drive a Mini.
- Trading 3 or 4 in for a cool, used Hot Wheels car (Hot Wheels being an industry synonym for Lamborghini Diablo)
- Ammo for your Trebuchet- Mini drivers are patriotic and happy to lend their tuff durable cars to the cause.
- Most airlines allow Minis onboard as standard sized carry on language - think of the money in rental cars you'll save!
- Most amusement parks allow Minis as standard wheel chairs - because they recognize the humanity engineered into Minis
- A nice gift for Valentines Day: Simply hide the Mini under her bed. - Just tell Igor to move over.
- To run crash tests against a hummer
