Hummer
Hummer: The most ridiculous vehicle on planet earth. Mostly driven by men with extremely small penises and naked women.
While any other car follows the logical rule of being huge inside and small outside, the Hummer is small inside and huge outside. It's only purpose is to virtually enlarge the mini-size penis of its complex-laden owner. The only good thing about it is that you sometimes see naked girls operating the Hummer. The gas required to drive a Hummer from Boston to New York would drive any other car from Boston to Los Angeles and back. Hummers are the only reason for an effect known as global warming - the effect started the same year that Hummers went into production.
Hummer is also a slang expression for a blowjob. If you want a hummer from your wife, tell her you want to buy a Hummer, and she'll give you a hummer to keep you from buying a Hummer... or so I've heard. However, if she hands you twenty bucks and says, "Go buy one from the bitch on the corner", you will not be buying a Hummer, but if you have a coupon, you might get yourself a hummer.
Designed by AM General, the original U.S. military High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (Humvee) is shown in the left photo by Flash Cards Bunny. In 1992, a consumer version was marketed to the public under the brand name Hummer, as shown in the right photo by Flash Cards Bunny, and in 1998 the Hummer (designated as H1) was marketed by GM. GM has evolved the Hummer line to include two smaller versions, the H2 and H3.
