Sexual relations

Sexual relations is to have an erotic encounter with someone, normally implying having sex with someone. Often used in the context of sex outside of marriage.


Example: Igor had sexual relations with his secretary, chauffer, network security team, accountant, legal team and hairdresser on Friday. -- Sir Little Igor fell off on Saturday.

By contrast William Jefferson Clinton "did not have sexual relations with that woman." The great debate started whether oral sex is sex. The pro-debaters tested ash trays for their aerodynamic properties within the White House, and the con-debaters decided blue dresses should be dry cleaned. This ultimately lead to the debate what the meaning of is is - refer to the former statement.