Pregnancy
Being Pregnant is the state of pregnancy. Pregnancy occurs when drunks fuck without taking precautions. It is rumored that some couples have been known to desire to become pregnant and done so without consuming many adult beverages. The couple never becomes pregnant. The lady does.
Pregnancies happen to single women when she believes him when he says, "I had a vasectomy." Pregnancies happen to single guys in long-term relationships when he believes her when she says, "I'm on the pill. You don't need a condom anymore."
The benefits of pregnancy are a lack of a monthly period and a swelling in the female's tits (see pregnant tits). The swelling in her tummy is due to an alien lifeform growing inside. After nine months of regretting that last drink, a humanoid begins to appear. Immense pain is felt in the delivery of a cantaloupe-sized head through the vaginal canal that once was a tight fit for a penis. This makes it almost incomprehensible that anyone would purposely go through childbirth.
MILF is the result of once being pregnant. Mom to be is the stage before MILF.
Lessons learned - the hard way
- Never call a pregnant lady preggo or preggie to her face.
- Never assume a lady is pregnant, she may just enjoy chocolate, often
- Never count backwards from the expected due date to when you attended a wedding
- Never say, "But you wore white."
- Never waddle in sympathy with a pregnant lady
- Never sit when a pregnant lady is standing
- Never suggest a pregnant lady ought to use the handicap parking space
- Never say, "With diet and exercise, you'll get your figure back."
- Never grab the milk from a pregnant woman's refrigerator
- Never ask a pregnant lady for the pick of the litter
- Never say, "WOW! You are huge!"
- Never comment on a pregnant lady's ankles
- Never let a pregnant lady lift something heavy - you'll have to drive like a maniac through town to get her to the hospital
- Never say, "It's not mine, is it?"
- Never say, "Do you know who the father is?"
- Never say, "What an ugly baby!"
Images of Pregnancies
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Wonderful in nature
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Example: side view
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Example: A look from above on pregnant Sniglee
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