Confused

Confused is a state of being, or is it being a state? No, Montana is a state, but also a solid is a state. You know like gas, liquid, solid, plasma. those are states like Montana and the other ones that I can never remember. But I know the District of Columbia is not a state, well at least not yet. Puerto Rico ain't a state yet either. they didn't vote for statehood. Then there's that whole "I state for the record..." thing. That's a state of stating a statement, I think. Wait! What was I suppose to write about here? I've totally lost track of what I was doing and why I was doing it. I'm sooooo confused! It is OK to be confused all day long, but when it comes to fucking you should lose this state of being.