Mexico

Mexico is a country south of the United States of America. Mexico is part of North America. Mexico hosts some playlands for adults seeking exotic and erotic adventures. The warm, sunny beaches are perfecto for getting el nudo to loose your tanlinos.

Language

In Mexico, most Mexicans speak Mexican, a form of Spanish. Most Americans speak English, but consider themselves bi-lingual if they can order using the drive-thru at Taco Bell. Mexican is as simple as speaking English loudly and adding an el before the word and tacking on an -o to the end of el wordo. A common phrase all tourists need to learn is, "Señorita, el beero and el blowjobo, por favor." You likely will get neither, but a well rehearsed delivery might depending on how many margaritas the Señorita has drunk.