Penis
The penis (plural: penises, penes) is the external male sexual organ and considered the main male erogenous zone. The penis consists of the penis shaft, the foreskin (which might be circumcised) and the tip of his penis called glans. From the biological point of view his balls (or testicles) are not part of his penis but an extra part of his body, although his balls are attached the lower shaft of the penis.
The penis is the male reproductive organ and a major source of male sexual excitement, especially when ejaculating during an orgasm. Massages delivered to a penis are called handjob, unless administered by the feet, then called a footjob.
When sexually aroused (horny), the male brains are known to move from their standard position (right between the ears) down to the penis - forcing the owner of the penis to do crazy things. Also - but not so often - it can be observed that the penis moves from its standard position (between the legs) up into the brain of the hosting body. People who suffer from this are called 'dickheads‘.
When exposed to cold water, shrinkage occurs in most males. Extreme shrinkage! The same thing happens when Lorena Bobbit stories are told. When exposed to a beautiful naked woman, the penis will rise and wink at her. The same thing happens when a male daydreams which occurs about 240 times a day.
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A limp dick
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A typical erect penis
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a circumcised penis (foreskin is removed)
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a penis with its foreskin intact
Commons Things He Does with his Penis
When it comes to penis, men developed a whole range of enjoyable sexual applications. Amongst the most common things men do with their penises are:
- To stick his penis into pussy, which means to fuck a girl.
- To stick his penis into an anus, which means to go anal.
- To stick his penis into a mouth for oral pleasure, which means to receive a blowjob.
- To let her stroke his penis with her hands, which means to receive a handjob.
- To stroke his penis with his own hands, which means to masturbate.
- To apply vacuum to his penis, which means to stick it into a penis pump.
- To lock his penis, which means to apply a chastity cage.
- To enlarge his penis through medical substances like Viagra.
- To let her stroke his penis with her feet which means to receive a footjob
- To insert his penis into all types of vibrating sex toys
- To stick his penis into all kind of female items like her shoes, her purse, her nylons. This is called having a fetish.
Special Types and Version of Penises
- BBC: Stands for big black cock
Slang Names in English
- Dick
- Pecker
- Cock
- Pole
- Sir Little Igor
- Big Guy
- Little Guy
- The Brains
- The Boss
- Old Faithful
- Limpy or Stiffy
- One-eyed snake
- Weiner or Weanie
- joystick
- All Day Sucker
- Fireman
- Purple-headed yoghurt slinger
- Johnson
- Wang
- Wanker
- One-eyed Wonder Worm
- Willie
- Phallus
- Fuckstick
- Sausage (or Meat, or Meatstick)
- Tube-steak
- Tallywacker
- Wanker
- Shaft
- Cherry-picker
- Middle leg
- Rod
- Squid
- Submarine
- Porpoise
- Dong (or Ding-Dong)
- Burrito
- Twinkie (cream filling included)
- Skin Flute
- Peter
Slang Names in non-English
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- زب (Arabic)
- Verga (Español/italian/portugues)
- Pito
- Palo
- Chóstomo
- Vergon
- Pilin
- Camarón
- Tranca
- Kuku
- Çük
- kamıs
- deli oglan
- ufaklik
- chimbo
- mondá
- cabezón
- lul
- lund (india)
- bara (bengali)
- laora (bengali)
- cazzo (italian)
- bega (italian)
- bastone (italian)
- sticchio (italian/sicily)
- uccello (italian)
- trapano (italian)
- minchia (sicily)
- caralho (Portugues)
- pau (brasileiro)
- kontol (indonesia)
- Polla (México, España)
- Mazacuata (México)
- Chuj (Polish)
- Kutas (Polish)
- Fiut (Polish)
- Macana (México)
- Reata (México)
- Liana (Mèxico)
- Cabezona (México)
- Negra (México)
- Pico (México)
- Pistola (México)
- Pirrin (México)
- Schwanz (German)
- LUN (Urdu.Pakistan)
- Pipiolo (México)
- titi (Filipino)
- tarugo (Filipino)
- pototoy (Filipino)
