Belly button
A belly button is also called a navel. Some oranges have navels, but they are not called belly buttons. Whether a woman has an innie or an outie makes no difference. It is pure chance which she may have, and it has nothing to do with the doctor clamping off her umblical cord at birth.
Women wearing belly shirts expose their tummies and belly buttons. Also women often pierce their belly button with a navel piercing.
Men also have belly buttons, but they are simply lint traps. Some men collect their belly button lint, and we call them strange people, very strange people. If they hold swap meets for belly button lint, we do not even want to know. We are afraid some might actually knit their lint back into a sweater; thereby, completing the cycle. Let's just pretend that does not happen.
Varieties
- Innies: her belly button is entirely inside
- Outies: parts of her belly button are outside. (This condition exist almost always during pregnancy)
- Pierced Navel
- Pregnant
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Hot and Sweet has an Innie
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Mary Sun has an Outie
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Sandra's pregnant belly button has popped
Fun with Belly Buttons
- Belly shots would not be possible without a belly button to hold the liquor.
- Some people are ticklish in their belly button.
- Some people find the belly button an erogenous zone; others find it full of lint.
History
Religious
If Adam and Eve had umblical cords, wouldn't they be located at Adam's rib? And hence, they wouldn't be belly buttons, but rather rib buttons? You will not find rib buttons on Voyeurcweb. Cain and Abel had the first belly buttons. It was written that Abel had an innie, but Cain had an outie. Cain was jealous of Abel's innie and killed him. Cain was not the keeper of his brother's belly button lint.
Secular
In the beginning, One Million Years B.C. to be exact, belly buttons were commonly shown due to a lack of fur material to cover them. Raquel Welch was around in One Million Years, B.C., and she has aged beautifully, although her belly button has not been seen in recent years. As everyone knows from watching Zena - the Warrior Princess, prior to the 6th century, displaying a belly button gave women incredible strength. Hiding the belly button from view was common from the 6th century on. The most famous hidden belly button was on television's I Dream of Jeannie. MaryAnn's belly button made an appearance in Gilligan's Island.
