Birth control

A means by which the woman's odds of getting pregnant are greatly reduced after intercourse.

There are many means of birth control, and the only one with a 100% guarantee of working is abstinence. Unfortunately, for many, abstinence can be incredibly unfulfilling.

Other more common forms are:

1. Prophylactics, [[condom]s or rubbers
2. Birth control pills, the woman takes these to disrupt her ovulation cycles
3. IUDs or Intrauterine Devices that are inserted into the uterus
4. Diaphragms that are inserted into the vaginal canal to stop semen from going further up into the uterus
5. Patches that adhere to the skin and release estrogen that interrupts the ovulation cycle
6. Rhythm method, where you just don't have sex when she's ovulating very risky
7. Norplant, a hormonal implant placed under the skin that releases hormones to interrupt ovulation
8. Spermicide, foam, cream, jelly, film, suppository or tablet forms of chemicals that kill sperm. Placed inside the woman prior to intercourse
9. Withdrawal. This is a joke  :)
10. Vasectomy, the male has his vas deferens cut and sealed inside his scrotum to eliminate sperm from his ejaculate
11. Tubes Tied, the woman's fallopian tubes which carry the eggs to the uterus from the ovaries are "tied" off so the egg cannot travel and be fertilized.

Birth Control In Song

(sung to the tune of Yesterday)
Birth control
a method that will save your soul
when you stick it in your girl's hole
Oh, I believe in birth control

Suddenly,
There's a shotgun hanging over me
I've been confronted with a pregnancy
Oh, I believe in birth control

Why, I had to come? I don't know
She wouldn't blow
Oh, I believe in birth control