Cameras

A camera is also known as an image recording device. These images can be still or moving, and most often of a nude female subject (see flasheder), shooted by a flasher.

Nudie Camera Evolution

1. The simplest camera is a pin-hole camera. A tiny hole is made on a light-tight box opposite some light sensitive medium. When the tiny hole is opened, light enters the box and exposes the medium. More common cameras use shutters and lenses.
2. Traditionalists use glass plates as their medium of choice; however, the female beings objected to the male beings removing windows from the house for making nudie glass plates. Some denied removing the windows for their nudie photography, and instead blamed government black helicopters operated by remote control. The common term for these cameras is really old cameras (see Old farts)
3. Conservatives prefer film (pronounced fil-ums). Film is flexible. Early attempts to make flexible glass plates failed. Film requires the photographer to develop and print the images. While this can be done in a home darkroom, having removed all the windows in the previous attempts to record images on glass plates, makes having a darkroom a bit of a problem. Having to take nudie exposures of your wife or girlfriend (best when of your wife and your girlfriend together), to a pimple-face teenager at the one-hour photo lab in the mall made most people reluctant to take nudie pics of themselves - see voyeur. The smarter old farts dropped off the film and asked the spouse the following day to collect the vacation prints from the photo lab.
4. Instant cameras were used by some people who thought themselves "hip" and used terms like "far out" quite a bit. Polaroid cameras made taking nudie pics quite popular. Many Conservatives bought a Polaroid just for their bedroom photography. Shoe boxes in the back of mom and dad's closets may contain many Polaroids - do not go looking.
5. Digital cameras made nudie photography fun! Anyone with a digital camera, a computer, internet connection, and a naked hottie can take and post nudie pictures all over the world for everyone to see, not just that pimpled-face teenager in the one-hour photo lab in the mall.

Flasher with cell camera taking a picture to a flasheder woman

Types of Modern Cameras

1. Point-n-shoots are cameras that one points in the general direction of what they wish to record and shoot the shutter. Some have an aiming device, called a viewfinder. Crossed-eye factory workers cannot align the viewfinder to where the lens is pointing. This makes any image half recognizable an excellent image for point-n-shooters.
   
2. Digital point-n-shoots have an Liquid Crystal Display (LCD) on their back. While this makes aiming the camera in the general direction of the subject possible, holding the camera at arms length is a sure means to move the camera and produce blurry images.
   
3. SLR stands for Single Lens Reflex, and it is a camera that you look through the lens as you take a picture. A mirror reflects the view to the eye piece and closes just long enough for the shutter to opena dn close.
   
4. DSLR stands for Dollars Sent to Local Retailer. Some argue, it might mean Digital SLR, but they know not of what they speak.
   
5. Twin Lens Reflex cameras were probably the most fun for the money, but have the annoying problem of using film that pimpled-face teenagers in the mall have never seen. Anyone seen a DTLR?
6. Cell phone cameras. (see Cellphone pics)