Cucumber

A cucumber or zucchini is a very cheap and natural dildo and masturbation toy available at different sizes at all grocery stores. This is how it works:

• You select a cucumber of your favorite size at any grocery store.
• You take it out of the frig at least 90 minutes before masturbation.
• You wash the cucumber
• For pussy pleasure you might not need to apply lubrication depending on the amount of your pussy juice.
• For anal pleasure you definitely need to apply lubrication.
• You start pumping the cucumber in and out of your pussy or anus.
• After reaching your orgasm, you trash the cucumber
• Unless you expect your mother in law for dinner AND you had anal fun with your cucumber: In that case you might want to serve the used cucumber to your mother in law.
• In general cucumbers are a better choice than bananas because the skin of cucumbers is not radioactive.

More information and photos under the article: Masturbation with cucumber

• Cucumber before Masturbation

  Cucumber before Masturbation

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  Cucumber during Masturbation by Frances

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  Cucumber during anal masturbation by Peni