Instructions

Instructions are the worthless pieces of paper included with every electronic device and a worthless PDF file coming with every software you buy. When someone tells you, "RTFM," they mean for you to actually read the instructions you long since thrown into the trash.

Simplified Instructions

Hardware

1. plug it in
2. bang on it
3. locate the on/off switch, turn it on
4. bang on it until it works

Software

1. double click
2. see step #1