Laptop

Laptop: A mobile Personal Computer mainly invented so that

• Males could be able to work during sex.
• Females can masturbate anywhere in the house while on the internet

Rumors say latops were invented by Al Gore around the same time that he invented the internet.

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  Laptop allowing him to run the homeoffice while enjoying a Blow job

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  Laptop allowing him to run the homeoffice while enjoying a Reverse cowgirl position

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  Laptop allowing her to masturbate anywhere in the house while online