Romance

Romance has many meanings: A: (Male view)

1. Fucking
2. Getting blowjobs
3. Metallica Concert
4. Tipping the Escort Girl an extra 50 bucks for the great night

B: (Female view)

1. Long walks in the park
2. Long, hard kisses
3. Quick, soft kisses
4. Holding hands
5. Whole body massages
6. Soft whispers in my ear
7. Watching my man play with his kids
8. Watching my man cook for us
9. Watching my man do laundry
10. Watching my man sit and pee
11. Watching "The Lifetime Channel" together
12. Watching "Erin Brockovich" together
13. Coldplay Concert
14. Becoming his fiance

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Caution

Never try being romantic according to her standards, if you don't feel like it. You will end up like this poor guy, who
- after a 5 mile walk in the park
- cooking for her
- giving her a foot massage
- doing the laundry
- buying groceries for the next 30 days
ended up in a very uncomfortable sex position and burning his ass and balls in front of the silly fire.

The frustrating end of a silly romantic day