Wives

Wives is the plural form of wife. Having more than one wife is illegal in the US and most developed countries, although a few small towns in Utah and Arizona have colonies that still illegally practice polygamy (having more than one wife). Having more than one wife means having more than one mother-in-law, unless your wives are sisters. Why someone would do want more than one mother-in-law is beyond any comprehension. Of course, many wives does not mean they are all married to the same man. Wives often group together to trade secrets about their own husband with the others. A group of wives huddled together giggling and looking at the group of their husbands is either (a) up to no good, men beware, or (b) up to real fun, men beware.