Vegetables

Vegetables are nature's sex toys, or in other words: Sex toys you can get at any grocery store. The major types of vegetables:

• Penis shaped vegetables (or fruits) which can be used as a natural dildo. Examples: Banana, cucumber, squash
• Not penis shaped vegetables (or fruits) which look nice: Those can be used to decorate pussy. Examples: Pepper, strawberries, pineapple, cherries
• Neither penis shaped nor looking nice: Those cannot be used for anything but cooking. Example: potato

(or the brain activity state of bashers)

Susann and her hot chilis, be VERY careful where you put those..

Cucumbers are a popular vegetable for obvious reasons

Also Bananas are very popular natural (fruit) toys.